#14 - Let's Be Clear

On this special day-before-the-election episode, we talk about how stupid you have to be to be 'undecided'... but enough politics, we're all obsessed with a video game called Fallout 3! Set in post-nuclear apocalypse Washington, D.C., the end-times simulator gets the bulk of our news coverage. We delve deep into the works of nuclear fiction that inspired this work of art, and the real-world impact of the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombing (a.k.a. Japanese power armor). Plus, where the hell have we been? Re-branding the whole enchilada and building a bomb shelter, that's where. When disaster strikes, we party. If you see something say something.

#13 - Bailout Bonanza

A very sad Podcast for End Times as our economy takes a nose dive and only two people show up to the studio. Chris Rahm does eventually join us in the second segment to offer his views on financial armageddon and also gives regional gardening tips. Joe Maggio and Zac Shaw give a grave forecast for the value of the dollar and also discuss Pakistan border hostilities and Venezuela-Russia nuke agreements. X-band radars detecting ICBMs makes us think of War Games all over again. Butterfly kisses at your bedtime prayers.

#12 - Bartering for a Happy Ending

Melamine seeps its way into every crack and crevasse of the podcast. Plus: terrible economic times, cutting the golden parachute, and I can haz $700 billion? China buys parts of the US government, money as debt, we get spied on, oil is getting as expensive as crack, the 70s are back in style, the Axis of Evil gets organized, survival in the Hudson Valley, a sustainable global economy, gold at its all-time high, another Cold War, they're fighting with people, we're fighting with robots, Terminator: "come with me if you want to have geopolitical stability", North Korea builds a Technodrome, Hugo Chavez is constantly hiding a machete, terror attacks and the October surprise. We also can't avoid talking about Sarah Palin, and if you think she's a great candidate, this is where you'll stop listening. But don't stop, because there's a hidden bonus DVD feature!

#11 - The World is Stupid

We weigh in on the global economic meltdown, the Kelly Clarkson emergency management system, Darwin and hurricanes, suicide is illegal, North Pole vs. the Moon, secret weapons of the new World War, hacking the LHC, and in the Middle East, Nostradamus asks 'why so Syrian?' We're claiming territory by rhetoric in the post-modern geopolitical landscape.

#10 - Float Them All in Balloons

We have aircraft that can fly! The Spaghetti Offensive, Hurricane Ike balloon evacuation plan, North Korean body doubles, Iran in cahoots, LHC supercollider, pandemic influenza pub crawl, whiskey, winning $6,000 in Atlantic City and ADS ADS ADS as the podcast gets crazier and crazier.

#09 - Every Black Hole has a Silver Lining

The Russia-Georgia conflict and its implications in the US, our new robot overlords, Iranian ICBMs, upper-decking a toilet made of gold and full of champagne, false flag terror attacks, hot women and good food, particle accelerators, how to market black holes as a consumer product (iHole), the Department of Homeland Security book review corner, survival guides, waking up early for end times, and the cops show up at a Dead Unicorn show for a change.

#08 - Georgia On My Mind

Zac Shaw, Chris Rahm and Joe Maggio discuss this week's Georgia-Russia war in depth.